I Need a Diesel Truck Tee
I Need a Diesel Truck Tee
| M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
“I NEED A DIESEL TRUCK… BUT I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHY.”
You don’t tow anything.
You don’t own a trailer.
Your commute is 11 minutes.
But somehow… you NEED a diesel.
The I Need a Diesel Truck Tee is dedicated to every customer who walks onto the lot absolutely convinced they need 1,000 lb-ft of torque to haul a Yeti cooler and occasionally help a buddy move.
Featuring classic excuses like “It just sounds cool,” “I might tow someday,” “Everyone has one,” and “I just like how it looks,” this shirt perfectly captures one of the dealership’s most mysterious customer decisions.
Perfect for diesel owners, truck guys, car salespeople, finance managers, and anyone who has ever asked:
“So… what exactly are you towing?”
Negative Equity Co. — Bad decisions make better stories.
.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Available in 62 colors
.: Sewn-in label
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean